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ALL-IN intercoursing unguent (DIY powder)


  • Details
    The contents of a 10g paper packet of this powder will produce 400ml (13oz) of very thick gel, or 500ml (16oz) of medium viscosity gel.

    I suggest using boiled water, filtered water, or distilled water. It is also best to add the powder to a running blender with the water added first because the gelling ingredient works very efficiently.

    There are many uses for a gel of this viscosity in your daily life:
    - prevents chafing
    - intimate shaving
    - hipstery shaving
    - skin moisturizing (heels, elbows, lips, etc.)
    - hair gel (fly-away tamer)
    - latex/wetsuit/boot lubricant
    - makeup removal (like non-waterproof mascara)
    - massage gel
    - ring removal
    - zipper lubrication
    - much, much more

    As this is a water-based lubricant, it is safe for all toys, personal areas, condoms, and just about anything else you could think to put it on.

    The main ingredient is a seaweed extract, exactly like the one used in nuru massage gels.

    Using a lubricant for shaving is the perfect solution if you think about it. It will aid your razor and moisturize at the same time. You can see everything you're doing because there's no foam. The same goes for hipster beards and moustaches.

    I've chosen a food and cosmetic grade cellulose and seaweed extract for use here so it is completely safe and edible if you're worried about that. A tiny amount of natural aqua colour was added to distinguish it from any other powders you may have laying around. Plus, it looks cool.

    Packaging is made from origami paper of various designs, and will be chosen at random from what I have available. I'll have taped it shut just to be sure it doesn't come open during shipping.

    You can experiment with adding aromatherapy oils if you want or just leave it scent-free.
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